What happened when my husband left his Legos unsupervised.

 My husband is an avid Lego collector.

 He's also away at the moment.

That's a nice collection of Legos you have there, Eddie.

Would be a shame if something were to...

...happen to them.

"What the hell? Where are we?"
"Hello, Legos. Wanna play a game?"
"Uh, no."
"TOO BAD. The rules are simple - you're all stuck. Do whatever it takes to get yourself free, get to the phone, and call for help. The other two....GET TAKEN APART."

"Screw this! We'll work together. I think I can reach it with the hose!"

"Crap!"

"Ah hell. There's only one way out of this, isn't there?"
"You're not gonna..."
"Yep. Time to take myself apart enough to get free!"

And he's still gone for ten more days.