Friday, February 26, 2010

Friday Mancandy - Wack. Just...Wack.

It's that time again, and for this week's Friday Mancandy, I would like to pay homage to the man who brought Scarlett and me together. And now that he has apparently abandoned his strange phase/hoax of bearded batshittery, it's high time for a blog entry devoted to Joaquin Phoenix.

I've shown it before, but here it is again: the photo that brought Scarlett and me together, forging the first bonds of our unholy alliance:
Some young, camouflaged Wack...
Some older, grittier, and still smoking hot Wack...
The sun rising and setting on Wack...
Wack as Commodus, echoing our collective opinion on his now-defunct bearded batshittery...
See how much better you look when you're cleanshaven?
Wack in one of my all-time favorite movies (no, really, Walk The Line is easily in my top 10, regardless of the mancandy)...
Some more young Wack...
Black and white Wack...
...and evil, snarling, unmerciful Wack...
There you have it. The long overdue Wack Blog now that he has had a long overdue shave. More Friday Mancandy to come - stay tuned!

5 comments:

  1. Damn, damn, damn. He's just smokin'. He's so hot my nipples just burst into flames.

    I love him so hard. My mancandy first love. My only one. My unmerciful, cleanshaven, cleft-palate-scarred gorgeous Wack.

    *sigh* <3<3<3 x 1,000,000.

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  2. Fuck you guys, beards are awesome.

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  3. I have the utmost respect for an attractive beard. However, Wack's foray into facial hair did not qualify as "attractive". On ANY level.

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  4. Wack was not rockin' the beardy look. He was no RDJ, that's for certain sure.

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