Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Breaking out the Bucket O' Congratsowin...

Huge congratulations are in order for
SCARLETT
for
SELLING HER FIRST BOOK!

Yes, you read that right, my loyal blog minions. Scarlett has slathered a few hundred innocent pages with unspeakable filth in double-spaced Courier 12, and a publisher has seen fit to put it into print and unleash it on the unsuspecting world. In just a few short months, you will be able to purchase this filth.

And you will do so, won't you?

Won't you?

Congratulations, Scarlett. To say this is well-deserved is an understatement and a half.

James is so proud of you, his clothes fell off.
And as for Jared? Well, he needed a cold shower...
And so will you, loyal blog minions, because this book is fucking hot.

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