Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Memo

To: The universe, the cosmos, whomever else it may concern

Re: Bad news, depressing news, all things negative

Please be advised that I have reached my quota of the above for 2009. It's not even February. Could you maybe back off? Just a wee bit? 2008 sucked on quite a few levels, and I thought we agreed that 2009 wouldn't be a repeat.

Please back the fuck off.

Sincerely,
Lori, Humble Inhabitant of the Here and Now

4 comments:

  1. The universe is a big fucking fat hairy ghey bastard.

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  2. My grandpa died the other day - wasn't exactly unexpected, but still sad. BLARG.

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